Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said:
"Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys:
"He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to
Like that, but don't let him do that. He is
going to try and feel your breasts, you are going to Like
that but don't let him do that.
But most importantly, he is going to try and get on top. Of you to have his way with you.You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
"It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her
Date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted:
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family...":eek
Granny fainted
"Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys:
"He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to
Like that, but don't let him do that. He is
going to try and feel your breasts, you are going to Like
that but don't let him do that.
But most importantly, he is going to try and get on top. Of you to have his way with you.You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
"It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her
Date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted:
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family...":eek
Granny fainted
