Facts of Life

[Mrs Behavin]

* Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too
much fraternizing with the enemy.

* There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the
shore like an idiot.

* Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

* Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already
tomorrow in Australia.(unless you're in Australia -then
start worrying)

* Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read.

* Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think
you are.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled
by their maker.

* A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps
back to admire his work..

* A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially
if she winks back.

* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

* There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

* If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky
diving.

* A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't
understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions

 

[hhayes]

* Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too
much fraternizing with the enemy.

so true

* There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the
shore like an idiot.

:funnah

 

[White2000GT]

* Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

* Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read.

* A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps
back to admire his work..

* If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky
diving.

I like these!