facebook status

[Staci]

this is my cousins status right now! i snorted diet coke out of my nose when i read it

I'm getting too old to drop it like it's hot-- but I can dang sure squat like it's warm!

 

[jassilem]

LMAO..



I think mine is buzzing..........................

 

[pjbleek]

oh yeah, that's pleasant.....
lol

 

[Dana]

this is my cousins status right now! i snorted diet coke out of my nose when i read it

I'm getting too old to drop it like it's hot-- but I can dang sure squat like it's warm!

:24::24:

 

[Staci]

one of her friends posted " i didnt know they made diet cocaine"

 

[Zorak]

all cocaine is diet cocaine

 

[Aeval]

Party time (again)!

 

[Joey]

one of her friends posted " i didnt know they made diet cocaine"

Quality line

 

[pjbleek]

one of her friends posted " i didnt know they made diet cocaine"

lower in calories and on sale too!!!!

 

[AUFred]

Nice!

 

[Natasha]

all cocaine is diet cocaine

Good point.

 

[Dana]

lmfao

 

[Aeval]

Just read a friends that says:

"you know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better"

:24:

Knowing her...it's probably true!

 

[jassilem]

I just stole this one from a friend...

[h=6]A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ...No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that. Never mind.[/h]

 

[Aeval]

I just stole this one from a friend...

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ...No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that. Never mind.

Hahah...I love it.

 

[Staci]

LMAO soooooo true

 

[Dana]

Mines not very quirky right now... I'm bored and my head hurts.

 

[Mystic]

my friend Cheri has the best status' daily. She could seriously write some good hallmark cards.

Here's today's. lmao!!!:

As per Health and Safety regulations, I can only have one person on my ass at a time, otherwise I'll have to install handrails and a safety harness.

another one:

I wanna steal a Tim Horton's truck and go on a high speed chase cuz I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck ;-)

and another:

was wondering when exercising, does it count if it is just your boobs that touch your toes first or do you have to keep going until your fingers touch too?

lmao!

 

[darkcgi]

i just blinked
i just posted
i just ate
i just farted
my life is great (not really but it feels good to tell everyone that)
hope my next employer looks me up on my space face book and etc.. so he can decide if he wants to hire me

 

[Mystic]

my life is great (not really but it feels good to tell everyone that)

lmao i may have to use that one hahahahahahahaha:thumbup:24: