exploding fart

[WasabiFunyons]

I don't know whether this is funny or not.. I sure thought it was and mind you.. I teen, and my "humor gland" is still developing lol...

 

[Haus]

yes exploding farts are funny. i crack up everytime someone farts and explodes.

 

[WasabiFunyons]

There were 3 men, an american, a chinese guy, and an army man... Each of them were carrying a sack, the american had apples in his sack, the chinese guy had rice in his, and the army man had a sack of gernades...

One day they were walking along when the armerican guy said," These apples are getting heavy." So he threw them as far as he could. A few minutes later they saw a little boy. They asked," Hey little boy, why are you crying?"
He answered," I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SACK OF APPLES!!!"
The men started on their way again when the chinese guy said," Man, all this rice is getting verwy heavy." So he threw the rice as far as he could. A few minutes later they saw a little boy. They asked, " Hey little boy, why are you crying?"
He answered," I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SACK OF RICE!!!"
Then they went on their way once more. Later the army man said," Geez, all these gernades are getting kind of heavy." So he threw the gernades as far as he could. A few minutes later they saw a little boy. They asked," Hey little boy, why are you so happy?"
He answered," I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"