England football team offered Viagra for World Cup

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England's football gets harder and it might help to break the jinx.
ENGLAND'S football team will be offered Viagra for next year's World Cup games in South Africa in an attempt to boost their performance ... on the pitch.
Scientists claim the blue pills will enhance the performance of coach Fabio Capello's men.

Viagra will apparently help the boys raise their game and help them beat the effects of playing at altitude
England football team offered Viagra for World Cup | The Daily Telegraph
 
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I'll give anyone who wants to take the bet 500/1 for any England player to score a goal with his cock.

Meaning the ball only has to hit that area and go in.
 

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I'll give anyone who wants to take the bet 500/1 for any England player to score a goal with his cock.

Meaning the ball only has to hit that area and go in.
You lost the bet.
John Gilbert "Jack" Cock DCM MM was an English footballer who played for various English club sides as a striker. He also had the distinction of being the first Cornishman to play for the England national team[1], a decorated World War I soldier[1], and an actor. His younger brothers, Donald Cock and Herbert Cock, also played professional football.
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I've seen a player score with his arse before.

ermmm.....that so came out not sounding like I wanted it to!:willy_nilly:
 

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