Embarassment thread

[TheOriginalJames]

Tell me something embarrassing you did, said, or thought once that you swore you'd never tell another living soul.

I'll get the ball rolling.


My freshman year in high school I was walking out to the parking lot right after the 3:05 bell when I noticed this brunette walking in front of me.

Being a leg guy I was staring at her legs cause she had a nice little skirt on just thinking about who in the hell it was because I couldn't recognize her from her back or hair... and what I'd like to do with those legs.

Then, as she walked up to her green 1998 Cavalier and got in... I realized it was my freakin sister. wned

She'd come to school in a pair of jeans but changed for the senior meeting they had that day.

:wtf


I've never told anyone that... ever. :lol

 

[Jersey]

ill be posting about 400 threads here-- cuz i am full of these stories....


i work with kids.. and i use the mothers cars usually for transporting them from place to place.. so anyway-- we were running out of school and late for a district meeting so i threw his bookbag in the car, helped him in the car seat and went to start the car and the key didnt fit..




wrong car!!!!!!!






wned so i rushed him out of the carseat and had just grabbed his bookbag when the mother came out with a look on her face that was a mixture of confusion and i dont know what.. i tried to explain quick.. but i felt like such a moron .. so i got in the right car and drove off :gears

 

[TheOriginalJames]

haha I did that at work!

My dad has two 99 Ford Windstar minivans, before the paint started peeling on mine they looked identical.

So I was leaving to go do my jobs and I got into my coworkers truck and the key wouldn't fit. Meanwhile he's walking out of the office and comes up to me as I was getting out going "what are you doing?" LOL

 

[UncleBacon]

I road in a honda civic once...well more than once and each time its embarassing lol

 

[SilentEyz]

:rofl

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I road in a honda civic once...well more than once and each time its embarassing lol

:fu

Prolly couldn't pull all the weight you added to it. :dunno

 

[!]

one time my friends threw me a suprise birthday party... got me all liquored up and feeling nice, then took me out to the clubs and got me even more drunk... people were buying me drinks/shots left and right. was puking on the car ride home, then next thing i know i woke up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor and my pants were filled of diarrhea! needless to say i stripped them off and they went into the garbage took a shower and was hung over still puking until about 6pm the next day... worst hang over ever!

 

[lemon]

embarassing moment? i drive in my shitty convertible everyday. yeah, its a mustang - thats not the shitty part - the convertible is ( its outside seam/thread is basically not where it should be, thus the tensioner? is also not where it should be. cant wait to get a t-top or targa top conversion on that bish..

 

[Jersey]

I road in a honda civic once...well more than once and each time its embarassing lol

eh hem???????

 

[UncleBacon]

thats how I feel about riding in most imports

 

[Jersey]

oh so i shouldnt feel special that you dont like riding in my car??




ill remember that when you come home and cant drive!!!!

 

[UncleBacon]

hahaha...my roommate has a civic

 

[Jersey]

im on a roll tonight

 

[UncleBacon]

I nearly blacked out at my sisters wedding during the ceremony.....that was pretty embarassing

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Well at least you finally contributed something worthwhile...

 

[UncleBacon]

I had to be escorted to a bench

 

[Jersey]

i have 2 quite comical stories relating to sex.. but ill keep those out

 

[TheOriginalJames]

*crickets*

 

[lemon]

*steps on a cricket*

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Embarassment thread

*steps on a cricket*

LMAO

Comon lemon, you're not perfect... there's something you're holding back... an embarassing moment. Yes, you are. Spill it.