Duh! Moments you have witnessed....

[AUFred]

I was attending a small church. On Wednesday night the preacher directed the music and delivered the sermon. The Pianist was an elderly lady who had been the Pianist there since before the preacher was born. In the middle of the hymn he says, "We will sing the last verse Acappella." Last verse arrive she kept playing he was singing and kept glancing over at her. She never looked up through the whole song. The congregation was doing more giggling than singing. :24:

 

[NuckingFuts]

Poor old lady probably couldn't hear him.

 

[AUFred]

Actually after the song he explained what Acappella meant. She had heard him but did not know what it meant.

 

[Catavenger]

Unfortunately most of the "duh" moment I have witnessed have been those I have done myself

 

[NuckingFuts]

Unfortunately most of the "duh" moment I have witnessed have been those I have done myself

:homo: Im not telling on myself. Lol

 

[Maulds]

I witnessed NFL replacement refs......

 

[darkcgi]

looking for something for a good time period to find out that it was in my hand the whole time
key glasses phone

 

[darkcgi]

a few years ago read the name of a car as I was riding in a car as a passenger
Rendezvous I said out loud (ren dev vus)
thats a weird name for a car
after being laughed at for like ever
she said it spelled that way but pronounced RON DE VU
my and my phonics strikes again

 

[Minderella]

Um. The time I burned some candles in a paper bowl......

Resulted in a huge burned spot on my carpet and a destroyed Beanie Baby.

 

[darkcgi]

was making bacon for my breakfast
while I was naked
it splattered enough for me to have to put medicine on it
couldnt stand to put underwear on
had to call boss and tell him I couldnt come in
I decided not to lie and told him the truth
figuring that I was in for a huge laugh out of him
and he said remember last Tuesday when I didnt come in
well I was doing the same exact thing
funny I didnt feel so bad after all

 

[PIZZA PIZZA]

Actually after the song he explained what Acappella meant. She had heard him but did not know what it meant.

I only know what a capella means because of NWA. EVEN IF YELLA MAKES IT A CAPELLA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43e-eVVFc_U

 

[Veronica]

Unfortunately most of the "duh" moment I have witnessed have been those I have done myself

same here lol

 

[Natasha]

I have a thread like this somewhere full of stupid things I've done. Like the time a few months ago I decided to check and see if my heating element on my stove was working by sticked my gloved hand to it. Melted plastic on 3 fingers. Fun.

 

[Minderella]

Hah--I'm awful with burners on the stove because the one side the knobs are backwards (for me, cause I'm left handed) so I always end up turning the wrong burner on.

Took some leftovers out of the fridge and was going to heat them up, set the container on one of the burners and got a pan and set that on another and turned it on. Only it was the wrong one....totally melted the container and burned the food. Had to get a new burner. :|

 

[Natasha]

Oops, I meant the heating element in my oven...but same gist. LOL

On a similar note, Mind, a friend of mine burned her house down a few years ago b/c she set her groceries on the stove and accidentally bumped the knob, turning on the burner.

 

[pjbleek]

I was using a can opener and the can was sharp metal and I was cutting my thumb along with the can....better yet, was serving a rotisserie chicken to a customer when someone dropped the hot tray on my foot and I got 3rd degree burns on my foot

 

[NuckingFuts]

I had a cup in one hand, that I was spitting sunflower seeds in. I had my cell phone in the other. I held my phone up to my mouth and spit a shell on my phone.

 

[Natasha]

Here's some of mine from my thread, LOL

Dontcha hate 'em??? :24:

I just figured out earlier that I can use the multi-select tool on my picture gallery in my phone to upload photos to Facebook. I've had this phone a year and a half and have always uploaded my photos individually. What a dumbass!!! :24:

No clue why it never occurred to me before considering I use that feature to delete photos all the time. :dunno

Oy vey...what a dumbass!!! So I wanted to make sure both elements in my oven were working b/c they've seemed to be kind of on the fritz. So I went to put my hand down by the bottom element and accidentally touched it. OUCH!!! Not only did I burn 3 fingers, but the plastic glove I was wearing melted to my hand.



And the sad part is that I'm not even sure it was ACCIDENTAL. In my head, I think I was expecting it to be cold. Yeah...dumbass.

How exactly does one even manage to "peel" their fingernail w/ a vegetable peeler??? I don't know how I managed...but ouch!!!

Totally ripped my nail AND the skin underneath.



I just had to go ahead and cut it off.



And yes, my nails really ARE that small. The manicurists at the nail salons ALWAYS mentions it. :mad