do you want corri on every wednesday ?

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DO YOU WANT CORRI ON EVERY WEDNESDAY ?

correct me if i am wrong,
but tonight i was not going to sail,
on Wednesday there is only one thing on,
and that's Emerdale.
the reason is,
football has priority,
i have just checked the TV guide,
and will now pass my poem onto the ITV authority.
Emerdale is on at 7,
followed by the street,
and i have not got to listen,
about grown men playing with there balls and feet.
thejoe is now offering,
with ITV i need a agreement,
because if i don't get a Wednesday corri,
i am going to have a self bereavement.
think about it,
you no theJoe's email,
but first listen to my power,
because i am not going to fail.
if you no theJoe,
or want corri back on Wednesday to taste,
dutyoffice,
theJoe's poem send, copy and paste.

( HELLO EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGE BOARD, I NO YOU ALL THINK I AM MAD AND NEVER SAY NOTHING AND PUT THESE SILLY POEMS TOGETHER BUT I REALLY NEED YOU HELP. ARE YOU UNHAPPY BY NOT SEEING CORRI ON A WEDNESDAY AS ITS NORMALY NOT ON NOW, TONIGHT WAS A ONE OFF. I WANT TO GO BACK AND ALWAYS HAVE CORRI ON AT 730 AFTER EMERDALE, ON A WEDNESDAY EVERY WEDNESDAY. DOSE THIS EFFECT ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT A JOE THING? AND NO MEDICATION JOKES OR NURSE JOKES PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN SEEN BY NURSE RACHET AND I HAVE TAKEN ALL MY MEDICATION WITH CHIEF. AND MACHINI AS WELL AND BILLY IS TOPPED UP TO.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE COPY AND PASTE IT TO THE EMAIL IN THE POEM AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE , KISS MARRY OR SNOG. I NO THIS IS A CONTROVERSIAL ONE BUT WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND AND NOW ? ARE YOU WITH THEJOE OR NOT? YOU NO WHAT TO DO THEN.)

I REALLY WOULD BE SO GREATFUL IF YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE ITV.

 

[porterjack]

I love corri
Mon to friday here cock

 

[Springsteen]

I told you the reason. It's because ITV have a contractual obligation with UEFA to leave Wednesdays free for Champions League, so it can't put Corrie on as it would be a breach of contract. Which is illegal.

 

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porterjack < me to cock lol as for you spring < theJoe has priority over itv ruleing lol ok cock

 

[porterjack]

Peter Barlow just didnt marry leanne
Here reckon we are streets behind

I love liz steves mom

 

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i like lez batterby and cilla < they were classics but long time gone now < can you remember them poter ?

 

[porterjack]

i like lez batterby and cilla < they were classics but long time gone now < can you remember them poter ?

Sure can
Cilla had face like a bulldog chewing a wasp she is fizz and chesneys mum
Les is a bit like eddie

 

[Peter Parka]

I don't watch it so I don't care. If it's on on a Wednesday night I can watch one of the other 500 odd channels or even turn the TV off and do 101 other things.

 

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Sure can
Cilla had face like a bulldog chewing a wasp she is fizz and chesneys mum
Les is a bit like eddie

eddie windass < thats a blast from the past < you are spot on mate < i no it shocks people and they dont belive there are people this thick and silly but it well makes me laugh.

i was watching the wrightstuff exstra this morning and a not so big face was on it - not sure if you will remember her but she was called kelly crabtree.

 

[porterjack]

eddie windass < thats a blast from the past < you are spot on mate < i no it shocks people and they dont belive there are people this thick and silly but it well makes me laugh.

i was watching the wrightstuff exstra this morning and a not so big face was on it - not sure if you will remember her but she was called kelly crabtree.

kelly had long legs and worked in the factory

 

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good boy jack < you have done your home work lol

 

[porterjack]

Been watching for years

 

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ant many more of them to come hopefully.