sorry in advance if this has already been posted, thought i'd brighten up some days
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertiliszer magnate, married o. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, inc.
They had one son Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married No Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced 6 children
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and thy produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable during childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers ina dual ceromony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper annonced the Schitt Happens nuptials.
The Schitt Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says 'You dont know Jack Schitt' you can corret them.
Sincerly Crock O. Schitt.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertiliszer magnate, married o. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, inc.
They had one son Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married No Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced 6 children
- Holie Schitt
- Giva Schitt
- Fulla Schitt
- Bull Schitt
- and the twins Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and thy produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable during childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers ina dual ceromony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper annonced the Schitt Happens nuptials.
The Schitt Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says 'You dont know Jack Schitt' you can corret them.
Sincerly Crock O. Schitt.
