Describe an oops moment from your past.

[AUFred]

We all have had those moments where we realized oops. I was dating a young lady who had a particular nice caboose. I had grown very fond of just admiring what God had created. I walked into the local grocery store one evening to find her bending over near the registers. I was feeling particularly full of myself that night and walked over and placed my hand on her butt, expecting her to turn around and greet me. The woman whose butt I had my hand on took particular offense to my hand placement.:blush:

 

[darkcgi]

I've had this kind of thing happen quite a few times.
but I'm, not bold enough to share.

 

[Natasha]

We all have had those moments where we realized oops. I was dating a young lady who had a particular nice caboose. I had grown very fond of just admiring what God had created. I walked into the local grocery store one evening to find her bending over near the registers. I was feeling particularly full of myself that night and walked over and placed my hand on her butt, expecting her to turn around and greet me. The woman whose butt I had my hand on took particular offense to my hand placement.:blush:

Not me, but my mom slapped a friend of mine on the ass the night of my 30th birthday party. She thought it was the guy I took home that night...it wasn't, it was my friend's fiance and he had never met my mom before. :24:

 

[darkcgi]

sent a text to my xwoman calling her my pumpkin
it went to her boss
we worked in the same room
her boss was a woman and she was friends with her so it was ok
but I never heard the end of it for about two weeks
we worked with about 50 people as well so you could image everyone found out

 

[Natasha]

sent a text to my xwoman calling her my pumpkin
it went to her boss
we worked in the same room
her boss was a woman and she was friends with her so it was ok
but I never heard the end of it for about two weeks
we worked with about 50 people as well so you could image everyone found out

LMFAO I accidentally left my work e-mail signed in at the supervisor's desk one morning and the Sergeant that comes in behind me didn't realize it. I guess when he typed out his wife's name it normally brings her e-mail address up...well, under MY e-mail account it brings up our Captain instead. So he sent my Captain a message under MY e-mail saying "good morning, beautiful."

 

[The Man]

I did start to laugh once....was trying to hold it.
Bad thing is I was holding a fart as well.
Anyway I farted then started laughing{the fart was enough for me to not hold my laugh}....I wasnt trying to do either.,,,but it looked like I farted intentionally then laughed.
It was at church...I was about 11 or 12...Life was pretty rough the next few days

 

[Joe the meek]

My buddy talked me into taking my playboat on the Upper Gauley running about 5,000 CFS (only three of us on the river on a warm summer day). Did a quirt at the biggining of Pillow Rock and ended up in the room of doom. I always made fun of people stuck in there, never more lol

 

[robdawg1]

My buddy talked me into taking my playboat on the Upper Gauley running about 5,000 CFS (only three of us on the river on a warm summer day). Did a quirt at the biggining of Pillow Rock and ended up in the room of doom. I always made fun of people stuck in there, never more lol

I dont understand what most of this means....

 

[Accountable]

I once called my wife by my girlfriend's name. :eek





:24: Just kidding!

It was the other way around. erv

 

[Galvatron]

I once looked in to the local lake and see someone i thought was drowning....way to much beer it was my reflection ....but i was only 18:24::24::24:

 

[darkcgi]

stuck my thumb out the driver's side window was barely rolled down
and in a flash I saw something out the front windshield (it was dark)
what I saw resembled a small 1 inch object round and it hit my thumb so freaking hard
it felt like I hammered it John Wayne style
thumping like a heart
what are the chances of that

 

[darkcgi]

When I was a teen
the lock on the handle of the sliding glass doors was broke and wouldn't lock
so my dad drilled a hole through everthing at the top and used a long nail to put through it to lock it
there was a string tied on the head of the nail and stapled into the wall
I'm short so I have to stand in the chair next to the sliding doors to pull the nail out
then I jumped down of the chair and my feet didn't touch the ground I had hung my self by my right index finger
it pulled the string into my skin and was tight around my bone
very eerie but it healed quick and I was ok