You May Be From the Deep South If
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.
now i'm hiding:ninja
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.
now i'm hiding:ninja
