Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
Been on a West Ham site and getting slightly pissed off at some peoples opinion about how I should like him simply because he's a West Ham supporter and dosen't cheat on his wife. Well this is my reply to my fellow Hammers that I posted there......
I love the way he does his shifty cockney shuffle when walking with hooligans in his "I wank myself silly over these men" program and then promptly exudes a liquidy brown substance on the floor at the first sign of trouble then comes back to the camera 10 minutes later after its all been sorted out to tell us how he just survived the Hiroshima nuclear bomb.
Legend!
On the plus side, he has been injured less than our other Dyer
I love the way he does his shifty cockney shuffle when walking with hooligans in his "I wank myself silly over these men" program and then promptly exudes a liquidy brown substance on the floor at the first sign of trouble then comes back to the camera 10 minutes later after its all been sorted out to tell us how he just survived the Hiroshima nuclear bomb.
Legend!
On the plus side, he has been injured less than our other Dyer