Damn Blonde

One of my favs. :laughing

Peter: Well, i guess you dont have to toilet train Stewie, i should give you some beer eh? That stuff runs right through ya

Stewie: (sarcatically) Oh great, while we do that we can smoke a doobie and watch some porn

Peter: Y... Yea?
:laughing
 
Stewie:(After grabbing the heater) BLAST DAMNIT TO BLOOD-GUTTED, PUSS-SPEWING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie: Woman if I could walk on water, I would stroll out onto the nearest lake and hold you under 'till the bubbles stopped!!
Brian: What's a-matter? Baby wanna soda?
Stewie:(Choking Up) No.
Brian: Wanna piece of candy?
Stewie:(Still choking up) No.
Brian: Wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Stewie:(Now Crying) Ye-e-e-e-ssss!!!!
Brian: Come on, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
 
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