TommyTooter
Banned
Night Befo Crizzmus
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' an' da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, all hopin' like heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on da flo,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe
Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be de law".
I pulled da sheet off da windoe an' what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' da sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat?"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now all a da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi, Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, Slick Willy, too.
Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe dat Shee-it!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sum bitch..he don did dis befoe!!"
He had a big bag full o' presents - at first I suspeck
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, jes started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, n' my new burgler kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife, too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, Democrat son of a bitch.
So nex year I be hopin' a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' an' da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, all hopin' like heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on da flo,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe
Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be de law".
I pulled da sheet off da windoe an' what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' da sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat?"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now all a da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi, Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, Slick Willy, too.
Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe dat Shee-it!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sum bitch..he don did dis befoe!!"
He had a big bag full o' presents - at first I suspeck
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, jes started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, n' my new burgler kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife, too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, Democrat son of a bitch.
So nex year I be hopin' a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!
