CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBING A NUDE GIRL
Q: How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?
A: There's no cover, no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch will be wee bit wet after overnight rain. Anyway, it's a fine batting pitch encouraging forward strokes against quickening pace with little chance of a leg before wicket. The innings may end more likely with a 'run out' of the batsman outside the crease and the umpire putting his finger up!
Q: How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?
A: There's no cover, no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch will be wee bit wet after overnight rain. Anyway, it's a fine batting pitch encouraging forward strokes against quickening pace with little chance of a leg before wicket. The innings may end more likely with a 'run out' of the batsman outside the crease and the umpire putting his finger up!
