Craigslist wanted ads crack me up

[Johnag]

Everyone wants a hand out :rofl2: On the first page there is someone asking for a free house, a free pony, a free handicap van, monetary donations, etc.

For example:

MY LITTLE GIRL WANTS A HORSE/PONY TO LOVE -

I HAVE A TWO YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL THAT HAS A LOVE FOR ANIMALS LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN ONE SO YOUNG.



SHE ESPECIALLY LOVES HORSES AND PONIES.



WE ALREADY HAVE THE HAY AND PLACE FOR ONE.



WE DO NOT WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING FOR ONE.


IF YOU HAVE ONE PLEASE EMAIL ME AT edited



DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ANYTHING SPECIAL SHE DOES NOT CARE WHAT COLOR OR TYPE.



ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS PET AND LOVE IT.



THANK YOU AND MAY GOD BLESS.

Post the best from your area

 

[retro]

here are the best ones I found...

want to buy Warez BB account, be reasonable plz.

looking for someone with boardwalk game piece. i have park place and will go 50/50 on the winnings ($1 million)
please contact immediately
thank you

IPOD TOUCH 2nd or 3rd Gen
Looking to trade for a Picture I purchase for $187.00 along with a shelf, fruit and an old Ipod Nano!
Nano does not work could just need to be charged
Needs to be working but not new!!!

Let me know if you wannta make a deal

 

[Johnag]

shit, I can sell him a warez bb account, you don't even need an invite :rofl2:

 

[Pabst]

WE DO NOT WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING FOR ONE.

another "i want something for nothing" idiot. WTF is with everyone wanting people to just give them things without giving something in return?

i've noticed this a lot on craigs list, they make outrageous demands of all kinds.

my favorites are the no title car listings. what do you mean you dont have a title for the car? WHY dont you have a title for it? why dont you get a replacement? its not that hard.

 

[Johnag]

another "i want something for nothing" idiot. WTF is with everyone wanting people to just give them things without giving something in return?

i've noticed this a lot on craigs list, they make outrageous demands of all kinds.

my favorites are the no title car listings. what do you mean you dont have a title for the car? WHY dont you have a title for it? why dont you get a replacement? its not that hard.

Yeah, its ridiculous. This one guy wants a house, van, and handicap ramps for free wtf

We are looking for a FREE Handicapped Mini Van (Bakersville, NC)

I am a disabled man (Muscular Dystrophy) with a disabled wife who cares for me. We live poor. We are looking for a FREE (donated) Handicapped Mini Van! We have a Chevy Tracker but it is very difficult to enter & exit as I must stand. I have the ability with loads of help to stand about 20 -30 seconds & risk great injury from a fall! We can not by any means afford a vehicle with a lift & the ability to enter without exiting my chair! We would prefer a small perhaps mini-van equipped. Pickup maybe an issue but we can work it out! The vehicle must be in running order as I am incapable of fixing it!


Thanks & God Bless, Rev. Dwight

Looking 4 A Home w/land FREE (Bakersville, NC)

I am a disabled man (Muscular Dystrophy) with a disabled wife who cares for me. We are looking for a FREE (donated) house w/land! We live poor & though we love our current rental we need something more handicapped accessible!. My wife and I dream of our own place (small) with a large area to garden! Since we are both on disability money is pretty much gone before we get it! A mobile home would be excellent if the doorways are 30" wide or more! We have a grandson in Bakersville, NC so we'd like this general area!

Thanks & God Bless,
Rev. Dwight

Wheelchair Ramps FREE (Bakersville, NC)
I am a disabled man ( Muscular Dystrophy). I am cared for by my wife. I am in bad need of set of FREE (donated) folding wheelchair ramps to get my chair into the back of a Chevy Tracker. 5' or longer but they must be fold-able to fit in the tracker. We are currently using homemade amps but transporting them is a nightmare as they are so long they are in the front seat with me. I can pick them up as far as Asheville, however I am bed ridden and delivery would be much easier.

Thanks & God Bless,
Rev. Dwight

How the fuck is he going to garden if he can't even get in and out of a van :rofl2:

 

[Pabst]

holy shit...lol that's pathetic.

 

[Johnag]

holy shit...lol that's pathetic.

Yeah, I really want to see what him and his wife look like.

 

[DaGman]

they take Visa, American express, and your soul