Eddie windass will you marry the Joe ?
gone are the days of the battersby clan,
theres now a new launch of my idle man.
he's funny and got charm and so lazy,
what dose Joe see in him, am i crazy.
cheeky and dirty with no self pride,
i just don't think i am in for a rough ride.
dose Anna deserve so much more,
such a lovely lady and so lucky to get the short straw.
what is the attraction, is love blind,
i think Anna is drawn to humour, theres only one kind.
a compulsive liar smoker and drinker,
still it dose not touch eddies whit, he's a stinker.
so the Joe gets down on one knee,
moves Anna aside and says forget the family tree.
not as good as a national TV award,
but Eddie windass the Joe has to applaud.
funny and great to watch, even if i have to cringe,
if you eddie was to ever leave the street, the Joe would whinge.
(the joe has one thing to say to all you lot on offtopicz < you are all invited to the wedding if eddie says yes to me lol whos your fave charector and why ? love to hear what makes others smile.)
gone are the days of the battersby clan,
theres now a new launch of my idle man.
he's funny and got charm and so lazy,
what dose Joe see in him, am i crazy.
cheeky and dirty with no self pride,
i just don't think i am in for a rough ride.
dose Anna deserve so much more,
such a lovely lady and so lucky to get the short straw.
what is the attraction, is love blind,
i think Anna is drawn to humour, theres only one kind.
a compulsive liar smoker and drinker,
still it dose not touch eddies whit, he's a stinker.
so the Joe gets down on one knee,
moves Anna aside and says forget the family tree.
not as good as a national TV award,
but Eddie windass the Joe has to applaud.
funny and great to watch, even if i have to cringe,
if you eddie was to ever leave the street, the Joe would whinge.
(the joe has one thing to say to all you lot on offtopicz < you are all invited to the wedding if eddie says yes to me lol whos your fave charector and why ? love to hear what makes others smile.)
