condoms

[UncleBacon]

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"....lmao

 

[matt0114]

good stuff.....

 

[TheOriginalJames]

hahaha

 

[UncleBacon]

let me revise it

Stangmang goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" Scott is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Bacon comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" Bacon struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. 2000si comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" James embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"....lmao

 

[TheOriginalJames]

That'd prolly happen too.

 

[UncleBacon]

yup :rofl

 

[Veronica]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Mini Vin]

:funnah :funnah

 

[UncleBacon]

maybe I shoulod be a comedian and stop playing with bombs

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

:rofl

 

[Jersey]

:rofl :rofl

 

[hhayes]

hahahahah :rofl

 

[Haus]

thats a damn good one. :lol

 

[sundvlfn88]

lol that is too funny

 

[GraceAbounds]

doh! lol

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! Good one!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm still gettin owned two years later! haha