A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day only to discover that the blonde had a rope tied snugly around her waist. The brunette asked what she was doing and the blonde replied that she was trying to commit suicide.
"You idiot!" the brunette shouted, "You put it around your neck!"
"I tried that," the blonde replied, "but I couldn’t breathe!"
"You idiot!" the brunette shouted, "You put it around your neck!"
"I tried that," the blonde replied, "but I couldn’t breathe!"
