Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he
Is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
Under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
Tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
Fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
Ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound
Experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
Her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
Someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
Tone he queries... "Yoo wan ... Beef wiff broccori ?"
Is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
Under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
Tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
Fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
Ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound
Experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
Her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
Someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
Tone he queries... "Yoo wan ... Beef wiff broccori ?"
