Chinese Proverbs

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Mrs Behavin

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1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

2. Man who run in front of car get tired.

3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.

8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

11. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

22. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

23. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

24. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

25. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

26. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.

27. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

28. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

29. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

30. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
 
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Here is my contribution to your wonderful post :)

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A book holds a house of gold.

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.

A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.

A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections.

A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.

A fool judges people by the presents they give him.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.

A nation's treasure is in its scholars.

A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.


Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.

Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.

Dig the well before you are thirsty.

Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.

Do not employ handsome servants.


Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.

Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.


Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.

Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.


He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.


He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.

He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument.


If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If you bow at all, bow low.


If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.


Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.

Not until just before dawn do people sleep best; not until people get old do they become wise.

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.


Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.


The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.


The palest ink is better than the best memory.


To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.


When you drink the water, remember the spring.


When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.


(Note: All the above proverbs are MADE IN CHINA :) )


Regards

Sam



 
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