Childish joke Friday

[AUFred]

Your best childish or "G" rated joke...


Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?








"To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."

 

[alice in chains]

Do you need an ark built? Well I Noah guy!

 

[AUFred]

nice. I like that one.

 

[Aeval]

Patient: I feel like a pair of curtains.
Doctor: Well pull yourself together.

 

[AUFred]

"Doc it hurts when I do this."

Doc, "Don't do that."

 

[Aeval]

What's white and can't climb trees?




A fridge!

 

[AUFred]

Two i taught my kids.

How do you get down off a duck?
you don't you get down off a duck.


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

 

[Aeval]

Q. Why don't chickens wear pants?





A. Because their peckers are on their face.

 

[Natasha]

Bert and Ernie were shopping for dessert. Bert says to Ernie "Do you want some ice cream?" Ernie says "Sure, Bert!"

Heh heh, get it...sherbert. LOL