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Okay, I got this one off of a greeting site, but I havent been able to find the site anymore..
here gose.

A woman and her husband are about to give birth to their child.
Wife-"Is there anyway I can have my baby without the pain?"
Doctor-"Well, we have a new machine that puts all the pain to the father."
Husband-"Okay, I dont mind lets try."
Wife-"Are you sure?"
Husband-"Sure, why not?"
The wife gose into labor, and pushes, not one pinch of pain.
Husband-"Hey this is nothing, can you turn the power all the way up."
Doctor turns power on full blast.
Neither of the parents felt anything, and gave birth to a baby boy.

When they arrived home, the Husband was shocked.

The Mailman was dead in the driveway.
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Okay, I got this one off of a greeting site, but I havent been able to find the site anymore..
here gose.

A woman and her husband are about to give birth to their child.
Wife-"Is there anyway I can have my baby without the pain?"
Doctor-"Well, we have a new machine that puts all the pain to the father."
Husband-"Okay, I dont mind lets try."
Wife-"Are you sure?"
Husband-"Sure, why not?"
The wife gose into labor, and pushes, not one pinch of pain.
Husband-"Hey this is nothing, can you turn the power all the way up."
Doctor turns power on full blast.
Neither of the parents felt anything, and gave birth to a baby boy.

When they arrived home, the Husband was shocked.

The Mailman was dead in the driveway.
:24::24::24::24::24:

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