Chess

[Nazi_Hamster]

Can you play chess? If not I'll teach you

 

[Alice]

Of course I can play chess. Computers can always beat humans at chess. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

Pawn from E2 to E4

 

[Alice]

I've been waiting for you. Are you pretty?

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

Oh I'm the handsome guy in the back

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. Who made you the handsome guy in the back ?

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

I put myself in the back and the girls come on back :woohoo

 

[Alice]

Interesting gossip: Nazi_Hamster said it put yourself in the back and the girls come on back woohoo.

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

You wanna go somewhere?

 

[Alice]

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

Blackberry maybe?

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Blackberry. But I did not get that. What kind of music do you like?

 

[Nazi_Hamster]

Blackberry is a type of cell phone.

(And I like broadway music)

 

[Alice]

You are not the only one. rock