A man named Bubba had a habit, we would throw a nice-thick deer steak on the grill every Friday night after work. Now, Bubba lived in an ALL Catholic neighbored hood-but was Baptist himself. Eventually, the neighborhood complained to their Priest about Bubba to where he was invited to church Sunday morning and to be baptized in Catholicism .
Dressed in his best, Bubba went to church and sat through the whole thing. Afterwards, the Priest sprinkled holy water on him saying, "you were baptized as a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but you are now a Catholic." The priest sent Bubba home soon after.
Not even a week later, Bubba did his usual thing on Friday- the deer steak. Once again, the neighborhood complained to the priest causing him to come over. On his way up to Bubba, the Priest's mouth began to water from the smell of the steak but he pressed on. By the time the Priest reached Bubba, he saw Bubba sprinkling holy water on the steak saying:
"you were born a Deer, you were raised a deer, but now you are a catfish"
Dressed in his best, Bubba went to church and sat through the whole thing. Afterwards, the Priest sprinkled holy water on him saying, "you were baptized as a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but you are now a Catholic." The priest sent Bubba home soon after.
Not even a week later, Bubba did his usual thing on Friday- the deer steak. Once again, the neighborhood complained to the priest causing him to come over. On his way up to Bubba, the Priest's mouth began to water from the smell of the steak but he pressed on. By the time the Priest reached Bubba, he saw Bubba sprinkling holy water on the steak saying:
"you were born a Deer, you were raised a deer, but now you are a catfish"
