So Im at this bar and I let this chic try my hat on. The bitch walked right out the bar with my shit. Straight jacked me. I know where she works and I know what her car looks like. Im going to break her jaw and jack her purse. That way, I can buy a new hat. You see, I can buy another hat, she cant grow more teeth. I must say, Im happy she renewed my lust for misanthropy.