Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the
men had to use the rest room. Those who remained
talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a successful company at the bottom
of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He
became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of
the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is
also my pride and joy He started working for a big
airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best universities and became e an
engineer. Then he started his own construction company
and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend
for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride
and joy we feel for the successes of our sons.
What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The
three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied:
"No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his
three boyfriends"
reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the
men had to use the rest room. Those who remained
talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a successful company at the bottom
of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He
became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of
the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is
also my pride and joy He started working for a big
airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best universities and became e an
engineer. Then he started his own construction company
and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend
for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride
and joy we feel for the successes of our sons.
What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The
three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied:
"No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his
three boyfriends"
