BOSTON FAN
>
> Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston
> Common
> when one is attacked by a vicious dog. Thinking
> quickly, the
> other boy took his hockey stick and managed to
> wedge it down
> the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the
> dog's neck and
> stopping its attack.
>
> A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident
> and rushes
> over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves
> Friend from
> Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his
> notebook.
>
> "But, I'm not a Bruins fan", the little hero
> replied.
>
> "Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you
> were", said
> the reporter and starts again.
>
> "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack..."
> he
> continued writing in his notebook.
>
> "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!", the boy said.
>
> "Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific
> Attack..." he
> continued to write in his notebook.
>
> "I'm not a Patriots fan either", said the boy.
>
> "I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the
> Bruins, the
> Red Sox or the Patriots. So, what team do you root
> for?"
> the reporter asked.
>
> "I'm a Yankees fan!", the child beamed.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
> writes:
> "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family
> Pet!"
>
> Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston
> Common
> when one is attacked by a vicious dog. Thinking
> quickly, the
> other boy took his hockey stick and managed to
> wedge it down
> the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the
> dog's neck and
> stopping its attack.
>
> A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident
> and rushes
> over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves
> Friend from
> Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his
> notebook.
>
> "But, I'm not a Bruins fan", the little hero
> replied.
>
> "Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you
> were", said
> the reporter and starts again.
>
> "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack..."
> he
> continued writing in his notebook.
>
> "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!", the boy said.
>
> "Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific
> Attack..." he
> continued to write in his notebook.
>
> "I'm not a Patriots fan either", said the boy.
>
> "I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the
> Bruins, the
> Red Sox or the Patriots. So, what team do you root
> for?"
> the reporter asked.
>
> "I'm a Yankees fan!", the child beamed.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
> writes:
> "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family
> Pet!"
