FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wifepicked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast isclear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compacton the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks inthe mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her thecompact.
The second blondelooks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goesout and buys a gun.
She goes to hisapartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms ofa redhead.
Well, the blonde isreally angry.
She opens her purse totake out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun andputs it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Goahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
The blondereplies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she waspregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat inher USgovernment class.
The professor askedBambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision GeorgeWashington had to make before he crossed theDelaware.'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her houseransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned thepolice at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcherbroadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was thefirst to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ranout on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat downon the steps.
Putting her face inher hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police forhelp, and what do they do?
They send me a BLINDpoliceman!'
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wifepicked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast isclear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compacton the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks inthe mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her thecompact.
The second blondelooks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goesout and buys a gun.
She goes to hisapartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms ofa redhead.
Well, the blonde isreally angry.
She opens her purse totake out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun andputs it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Goahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
The blondereplies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she waspregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat inher USgovernment class.
The professor askedBambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision GeorgeWashington had to make before he crossed theDelaware.'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her houseransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned thepolice at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcherbroadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was thefirst to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ranout on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat downon the steps.
Putting her face inher hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police forhelp, and what do they do?
They send me a BLINDpoliceman!'
