BLONDE PAINTER
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that
blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides
that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for
work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives
home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and
finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket
at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is
OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and
she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all
blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the
house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather
jacket. She replied that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and it said...
You'll love this .
Yep... I know you will . .
'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that
blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides
that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for
work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives
home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and
finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket
at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is
OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and
she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all
blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the
house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather
jacket. She replied that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and it said...
You'll love this .
Yep... I know you will . .
'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'
