blonde jokes!!!

[random guy 517]

this thread is purely for blonde jokes. post away!!!

 

[random guy 517]

ill start.
a blonde, brunette, and redhead are on top of a burning building. firemen come with a net and tell the brunette to jump. she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the redhead to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette." they say "we like redheads not brunettes." she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the blonde to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette and redhead." they say "we like blondes not brunettes or redheads." she says "NO! just put the net down and back off

 

[Peter Parka]

Two blondes walking through the woods come accross some tracks.
"Look!" says one "Foxes tracks!"
"Don't be stupid" says the other one "the're deer tracks!"
Then the train comes along and runs them over!

 

[Thebest]

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

 

[DanTastic]

two blondes were driving to disneyworld when they saw a sign that read "Orlando right, Disneyworld left", so they turned around and drove home

 

[random guy 517]

theres 100 stairs to heaven, clown on every step. clown tells joke when u get to his step, u laff u go to hell. blonde, brunette, redhead on stairs. brunette gets to 10 and laffs. redhead gets to 30 and laffs. blonde gets to 100. b4 the clown says anything at all, she bursts out laffing.

why does she laff?

reply and guess

 

[NicAuf]

She finally go the first joke, when I first heard that one took my awhile to figure it out.

 

[random guy 517]

yep, u got it

 

[random guy 517]

blonde walks into a store and says to manager, "i would like to buy that tv." man says "no blondes allowed."
she leaves.
she comes back w/ a redhead wig on and says the same thing. "no blondes allowed."
she leaves.
she comes back w/ a brunette wig and says it again. "no blondes allowed." "how u keep knowing im blonde?" "bcuz thats not a tv, its a microwave."

 

[ouachiski]

2 blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks


lets see how long it takes yall to get that one.

 

[random guy 517]

thats funny cuz its "bar" as in "pole." lol

 

[Thebest]

Ok, so there's this blonde bragging about how she knows all the capitals of the states. So this guy comes up and asks her "okay, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" So the blonde goes "Oh that's easy, W."