BleedingBull
Banned, by user's request!
So many threads here with just one or two jokes or pictures in so I thought fuck it I'll stick all my crap in here ( feel free to pollute the thread with your own comics, jokes, pics etc 
lucky you
A Blonde phones her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have a very hard jigsaw puzzle, and I cant work out how to get it started."
"What is it supposed to be when its finished?" asked her boyfriend.
"According to the picture on the box, its a rooster," she replies.
When the boyfriend arrives, the blonde shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. Secondly, I want you to relax," he says. "Lets have a cup of tea," he says with a deep sigh, " and then..............
"lets put these cornflakes back in the box,"
lucky you A Blonde phones her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have a very hard jigsaw puzzle, and I cant work out how to get it started."
"What is it supposed to be when its finished?" asked her boyfriend.
"According to the picture on the box, its a rooster," she replies.
When the boyfriend arrives, the blonde shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. Secondly, I want you to relax," he says. "Lets have a cup of tea," he says with a deep sigh, " and then..............
"lets put these cornflakes back in the box,"
