A blonde enters a sex shop, walks straight up to the shop assistant and says: “I’m after your biggest, best sex toy please.”
“Well, as you can see,” he says: “we have a wide variety of toys behind me. Which one would you like?”
She takes a few minutes to gaze at the array of pleasure instruments behind the helpful assistant before pointing and saying: “I’ll take that large red one on the wall there, please.”
The shop assistant turns to see which one she means, before turning back to say: “Madam, that’s a fire extinguisher!”
“Well, as you can see,” he says: “we have a wide variety of toys behind me. Which one would you like?”
She takes a few minutes to gaze at the array of pleasure instruments behind the helpful assistant before pointing and saying: “I’ll take that large red one on the wall there, please.”
The shop assistant turns to see which one she means, before turning back to say: “Madam, that’s a fire extinguisher!”
