Big Chief No Fart

[beyondthepale]

The indian Chief asked his brave warrior to fetch the pale face doctor. When the white guy doctor made the difficult frontier ride to the indian village, he came to the Chief and asked what was wrong.

The chief said, "Eat heap big plate. No fart. Uncomfortable! Big Chief no fart!"

The doctor handed him two pills, told him to swallow them with water, and wait a few hours. It would be fixed.

Two days later, the same brave warrior came to the doctor's log cabin and said that the Chief still had not farted. The doctor handed him four pills and sent him to the Chief.

Three days after that, the warrior came back and the doctor said that if he had not farted yet, he would give him eight pills. The indian brave shook his head.

"No, doctor. Big fart, no Chief."

 

[EthanJoushu]

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"