Best Movie Quotes (feel free to add)

[Minor Axis]

Dumb and Dumber:
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."- Lloyd Christmas.
"That's a special feeling, Lloyd."- Harry Dunn.

 

[freakofnature]

"Just put it in the wash. It'll be grand." --from the movie Leap Year

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[cam elle toe]

"God damn you all to hellllllllllllll" Planet of the Apes

"I am not an animal...I am a human being." Elephant Man


"thats not some objict, thats my baby" Evil ANgels


"heeeeelllllpp meeeeeee" The Fly.

 

[itsmeJonB]

"Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza." - Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1991

 

[dkwrtw]

"There's the most perfect creation of nature: children! Pity that they grow up to become idiots. In search of nothing. Lost in a Labyrinth of egoism... and dominated by a non-existent force: the faith in the immortality of the spirit. Man in his stupidity doesn't comprehend the only truth of life: the immortality of blood." - Zé do Caixão, This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Air hostess: "Peanut?"
Ace Ventura: "Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on"
Air hostess: "Peanut"...
(Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls).

 

[Codrus]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/

Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

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Walt Kowalski: Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake.

Gran Torino

 

[Codrus]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/"]Adrian Cronauer

: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

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[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/"]Adrian Cronauer

: [impersonating an Intelligence Officer] We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie." They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or...
Adrian Cronauer: [as himself] Well, how are you going about it?
Adrian Cronauer: [as Intel Officer] Well, we walk up to someone and say, 'Are you the enemy? And, if they say yes, then we shoot them."

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Good Morning Vietnam

 

[Minor Axis]

Duh, the one in my signature:

Aliens
"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage."- Ripley

Adrian Cronauer: [impersonating an Intelligence Officer] We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie." They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or...
Adrian Cronauer: [as himself] Well, how are you going about it?
Adrian Cronauer: [as Intel Officer] Well, we walk up to someone and say, 'Are you the enemy? And, if they say yes, then we shoot them."

Good Morning Vietnam

That's a good one.

 

[Peter Parka]

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Trainspotting

 

[Kyle B]

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[Springsteen]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000699/"]Top Dollar

: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

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[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000488/"]Eric Draven

: Can't rain all the time...

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From The Crow

 

[Minor Axis]

The Matrix-
Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind.

 

[CordialDreams]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.- Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

 

[dt3]

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

 

[Codrus]

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

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[dkwrtw]

"I aint got time to bleed" - Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Predator

 

[itsmeJonB]

"Here ya go. See the stick? See the stick! Stick stupid!...No wonder you're extinct."

 

[Minor Axis]

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

:thumbup How would you compare this movie to The Thing (another John Carpenter movie and one of my favorite horror movies)?