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AUFred

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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and
toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I
walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am
either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to
lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the
kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
 
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Sounds like this guy need some Enzyte, natural male enhancement. Not only does it make you larger, but you'll be able to go longer than the egg timer.

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I dont have parents.. who live together, or a medicine cabinet. You should turn on a television sometime, xant got through a five minute set of adverts without seeing that commercial. BTW, I'm mixed ( black & honky), once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.
 

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I dont have parents.. who live together, or a medicine cabinet. You should turn on a television sometime, xant got through a five minute set of adverts without seeing that commercial. BTW, I'm mixed ( black & honky), once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.

Ofcourse you have parents. What about those 2 monkeys who taught you how to eat a banana and throw feces.
 
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