Minor Axis
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In our column each month we profile the brightest, biggest, and best successes in American Enterprise. This month June 2008 we take a look at the number one KICK ASS company in America, Walmart, number one on Fortune Five Hundred again. Just how did they do it?
As we all know communist unions extort companies for millions significantly reducing profits. Contributing editor Fox Mulder has documented a steady stream of atrocities committed by unions in this country so our eyes are planted firmly on them. They are not getting away with any more shit, you can believe it.
Proudly Walmart is completely union free and can be proud of exporting about 1 million jobs out of the country. While Sam Walton was loved by his employees and looked out for their best interests, he did not really have the best interests of the company at heart. At one time, Walmart even had a Made In America campaign, the utter folly!
Fortunately Sam's children took over they remade the company into the powerhouse it is today and the most profitable in the U.S. They were finally smart enough to dismantle the Made in American campaign. And not only that they coerce their partners to move operations to union free China...a wonderful strategy!
Recently taped at Walmart Headquarters: (God Bless America can be heard playing in the background.)
Walmart: Well Mr Merchandizer XYZ, we see your contract is up for renewal. And during the time you've been selling your product at Walmart and Sam's you've enjoyed a 60% increase in sales. That's good you agree?
Merchandizer XYZ: Yes sir...
Walmart: Well for the new contract we'd like your new product at a 20% reduction in retail price.
Merchandizer XYZ: But we can't manufacturer this product and make a profit for 20% less!
Walmart: Psst, come here. Listen I know somebody who can help. All you do is close down your factories in Ohio and Michigan and move the operation to China. With a small incentive payment to the local official, your production costs will drop 50%, you can drop your price 20% and pocket the difference. OooRah! If your smart, you'll move your headquarters out of the country too and save even more. Those fools can suck the other fools dry with taxes to fund their idiotic liberal causes.
Merchandizer XYZ: Well, I never thought of that, but what about all of our U.S. workers?
Walmart: (places arm on XYZ's shoulder walking with him) Screw'em. Those greedy bastards are costing you a fortune, namely a third vacation home, the super yacht, and possibly that 5th bizz jet you've always dreamed about. Listen, we have our workers under control. No unions, meager health insurance if any. Heck we just posted instructions on the bulletin board how they can walk into the emergency room of any hospital and get the health care they need and the really cool part is that we transfer those costs right over to the state, liberal bastards, hey hey....
Besides, our customers demand the lowest costs on Walmart products and we can't let our customers down can we?
Merchandizer XYZ: Yeah I heard you were sending lawyers to Minnesota to try to prevent them from publishing which companies had the highest percentage of corporate workers on state medical benefits. And when those uppity Canadians tried to organize a Canadian Walmart, you closed down the operation so fast it made their heads spin. Walmart, number one again! (chuckle)
But what about after all of our customers have been downsized and outsourced, won't that impact business in the long run?
Walmart: Not my problem, and not for you and me buddy. We'll have all the money we need stashed away in the Caimans, un-taxable and away from prying eyes. God Bless America!
There ya have it. Amazing insight into the behind the scenes brilliance of this super power among corporations. And that wraps up this month's feature. Please give three cheers to this uniquely American power house! Hip-hip-hurray!!
Frontline: Is Walmart Good for America?.
Walmart Locks in China
Utube: Wallmart and China
As we all know communist unions extort companies for millions significantly reducing profits. Contributing editor Fox Mulder has documented a steady stream of atrocities committed by unions in this country so our eyes are planted firmly on them. They are not getting away with any more shit, you can believe it.
Proudly Walmart is completely union free and can be proud of exporting about 1 million jobs out of the country. While Sam Walton was loved by his employees and looked out for their best interests, he did not really have the best interests of the company at heart. At one time, Walmart even had a Made In America campaign, the utter folly!
Fortunately Sam's children took over they remade the company into the powerhouse it is today and the most profitable in the U.S. They were finally smart enough to dismantle the Made in American campaign. And not only that they coerce their partners to move operations to union free China...a wonderful strategy!
Recently taped at Walmart Headquarters: (God Bless America can be heard playing in the background.)
Walmart: Well Mr Merchandizer XYZ, we see your contract is up for renewal. And during the time you've been selling your product at Walmart and Sam's you've enjoyed a 60% increase in sales. That's good you agree?
Merchandizer XYZ: Yes sir...
Walmart: Well for the new contract we'd like your new product at a 20% reduction in retail price.
Merchandizer XYZ: But we can't manufacturer this product and make a profit for 20% less!
Walmart: Psst, come here. Listen I know somebody who can help. All you do is close down your factories in Ohio and Michigan and move the operation to China. With a small incentive payment to the local official, your production costs will drop 50%, you can drop your price 20% and pocket the difference. OooRah! If your smart, you'll move your headquarters out of the country too and save even more. Those fools can suck the other fools dry with taxes to fund their idiotic liberal causes.
Merchandizer XYZ: Well, I never thought of that, but what about all of our U.S. workers?
Walmart: (places arm on XYZ's shoulder walking with him) Screw'em. Those greedy bastards are costing you a fortune, namely a third vacation home, the super yacht, and possibly that 5th bizz jet you've always dreamed about. Listen, we have our workers under control. No unions, meager health insurance if any. Heck we just posted instructions on the bulletin board how they can walk into the emergency room of any hospital and get the health care they need and the really cool part is that we transfer those costs right over to the state, liberal bastards, hey hey....
Besides, our customers demand the lowest costs on Walmart products and we can't let our customers down can we?
Merchandizer XYZ: Yeah I heard you were sending lawyers to Minnesota to try to prevent them from publishing which companies had the highest percentage of corporate workers on state medical benefits. And when those uppity Canadians tried to organize a Canadian Walmart, you closed down the operation so fast it made their heads spin. Walmart, number one again! (chuckle)
But what about after all of our customers have been downsized and outsourced, won't that impact business in the long run?
Walmart: Not my problem, and not for you and me buddy. We'll have all the money we need stashed away in the Caimans, un-taxable and away from prying eyes. God Bless America!
There ya have it. Amazing insight into the behind the scenes brilliance of this super power among corporations. And that wraps up this month's feature. Please give three cheers to this uniquely American power house! Hip-hip-hurray!!
Frontline: Is Walmart Good for America?.
Walmart Locks in China
Utube: Wallmart and China
