Bashed with a dildo?? WTF!

[kelvin070]

 

[wednesday]

righto....lol

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

*Sticks hands in pockets and walks away shaking head*

 

[Meirionnydd]

I bet the readership of that paper increased by 1000% on that day.

 

[kelvin070]

Its crafty journalism with that sort of headline

 

[wednesday]

whats crafty about it??

 

[kelvin070]

whats crafty about it??

Eye-catching headline

 

[Meirionnydd]

whats crafty about it??

Who's not going to buy that paper to read the story about a man being attacked with a Dildo?!

 

[kelvin070]

Who's not going to buy that paper to read the story about a man being attacked with a Dildo?!

Totally agreed

 

[wednesday]

Who's not going to buy that paper to read the story about a man being attacked with a Dildo?!

um *raises hand*.....normal??

 

[kelvin070]

Who's not going to buy that paper to read the story about a man being attacked with a Dildo?!

Don't forget this is the front page

 

[wednesday]

whatever floats ya boat...me?...nope, that wouldnt attract me, shouts out"shabby cheap tabloid"

 

[ConTRo13R]

Shit..obviously didnt hit him hard enough! dam squealler lol

 

[sierrabravo]

thats just stupid... if that is made up, i wouldnt be admitting that i made it up...

 

[nursey1972]

Damn it... just cuz the whole S & M thing went wrong didn't mean he has to rat me out!!

not my fault he forgot the safe word!

 

[wednesday]

well if a man came bursting into my house with a dildo n a mask..id think it was my birthday:24::24:

 

[sierrabravo]

well if a man came bursting into my house with a dildo n a mask..id think it was my birthday:24::24:

if a man came bursting into my house, he would have x5 .380-sized holes in his chest... as my .380 only holds 5 rounds... or i would use the .22 Ruger, which would be x17 .22-sized holes...

 

[Makedde]

I would totally buy that paper just for that story!

 

[Doveshit]

*Sticks hands in pockets and walks away shaking head*

*Sidles out of thread with uneasy expression*