BreakfastSurreal
Well-Known Member
me: so.. yeah here it is. I'm pregnant, the wedding is cancelled, were eloping, and moving to Portland. Matt got a reallly good job offer uo there and i didnt even know he was looking. So yeah. i just found out yesterday im preggo. thats prally why ive been such a bitch lately
friend: what the hell....
me: crazy huh
friend: the wedding is cancelled? eloping and moving to portland wtf!
me: well my parents refuse to pay since im preggo
friend: oh geez
me: so were just gonna do the courthouse thing and use the money to move instead
me: and OMG guess what else...
friend: what?
me: APRIL FOOLS BIOTCH! bwaahahaha
friend: I hate you
friend: what the hell....
me: crazy huh
friend: the wedding is cancelled? eloping and moving to portland wtf!
me: well my parents refuse to pay since im preggo
friend: oh geez
me: so were just gonna do the courthouse thing and use the money to move instead
me: and OMG guess what else...
friend: what?
me: APRIL FOOLS BIOTCH! bwaahahaha
friend: I hate you