bacon is back on the market once again

[UncleBacon]

well my girlfriend and I just broke up for good...I was just talking to her on the phone and she told me she has been hanging out with her ex...I was like what the fuck ok thats bullshit....then she was like well I don't think I need to be in a relationship at the moment and I'm confused...well I told her that she's not getting another chance we are done.......................your good ol uncle bacon is about to go buck wild..............................why can't I find a emotionaly stable girl........I thought I did but obviously I didn't.....wow I'm still alittle shocked but I'm oddly over it

 

[Homer]

you got off cheap it's her lose. hope your feeling better.

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah it is

 

[Jersey]

uh oh... christopher will be let loose in the city????


watch out girls!

 

[UncleBacon]

you bet your ass....things are going to get a lil crazy in teh city....who knows whats going to happen

 

[SilentEyz]

Sorry to hear that Bacon..But I would say if that was her attitude then you are Definatly better off without her

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah...I'm moving on....she fucked it away

 

[Homer]

if you can get off it would be all on me if you want to go to the Keys.

 

[Jersey]

u can take me homer!!!

 

[UncleBacon]

when because a lot of plans just changed...I'm

 

[Homer]

rolly eyes.

 

[UncleBacon]

well I just might now....I just hope she decides to give me the devils tickets....I mean she bought them I still want to go to the game

 

[Homer]

when could you go i can't go for at least a week .

 

[Haus]

sorry to hear that. better off with out her anyway.

ever think of NJ heather that way. or are you two like bro and sister close

 

[UncleBacon]

I dunnno

 

[AUDRAA]

oh man we are all in trouble now!

 

[Jersey]

he's the brother that beats me... im like the unwanted step child

 

[Homer]

i love all my kids.

 

[Jersey]

haha thanks homer

 

[Haus]

i love all my kids.

i love you dad.