Bacon can suck my big *cough*balls*cough*

[ProjectMayhem]

HECK YEAH! I kicked his wazoo on Balloon Bomber... :woot ! Trophy for me! :banana

And I must say... I spent about 30+ minutes getting that high-ass score on Breakout. Damn, felt like my hand was going to slip off with all the sweat that generated between it and the mouse.

 

[lemon]

HECK YEAH! I licked his wazoo on Balloon Bomber... :woot ! Trophy for me! :banana

i dont think he'll mind too much..

 

[Veronica]

lol, good job!

 

[UncleBacon]

licked my what...is that like tossing my salad :wtf

 

[ProjectMayhem]

Damn right he doesn't mind. He knows that if he starts talking smack to me that I'll stick a fondue fork in his peehole.

Just because we're getting married doesn't mean that he has to be easy on me. Oh no!

IT'S WAR!

<3 sourlemon <3


damn, dinner was awesome.
time to go swimmin.

 

[UncleBacon]

I'll punch you in the baby maker if you don't watch your tongue woman

 

[Veronica]

WOW ^^^^^ That was rude!

 

[UncleBacon]

gotta keep her in check sometime.... :lol

 

[ProjectMayhem]

HEHEHAA!

I can't have kids anyway, remember? We've already talked about this. Ya punk.

I was just pickin about the fondue fork thing, though... I really meant to say pool stick.

<3<3 heeeee!

 

[Haus]

ok im confused. are you and bacon really getting married and if so can you leave him and marry me cause your pretty hot and i love your bad ass attitude. seriously i do. dont kill me bacon. :fu :booze

 

[UncleBacon]

anyone who wants to come is invited...we haven't set the date yet but it should be in the next couple months...but the more the merrier...its going to be in myrtle beach right on the beach and we are killing 2 bird with one stone because that where we're honeymooning

 

[UncleBacon]

oh yeah...its going to be casual so shorts and a t-shirt will be just fine...I'm wearing shorts and a wifebeater

 

[ProjectMayhem]

P.S. BYOB! (Or kool-aid for we non-alcohol drinkin' folks)

.... and whoever buys me a car instead of a toaster for a wedding gift gets a big hug! I'd jump on that opportunity if I was y'all!

 

[UncleBacon]

do what the woman says...make my life easier

 

[Homer]

:wtf what the hell is going on here , is ther something you forgot to tell me chris. :urstupid

 

[UncleBacon]

I guess it slipped my mind

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Bacon can suck my big *cough*balls*cough*

P.S. BYOB!

B.Y.O.B.
Why do they always send the poor


Barbarisms by Barbaras
With pointed heels
Victorious victories kneel
For brand new spankin' deals


Marching forward hypocritic and
Hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth


Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine


Kneeling roses disappearing into
Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing
Our intentions


Hangers sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth


Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine


Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine


Blast off
It's party time
And we don't live in a fascist nation


Blast off
It's party time
And where the fuck are you?


Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?


Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?


Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?


Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?


Kneeling roses disappearing into
Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing
Our intentions


Hangers sitting dripped in oil
Crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion,
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth


Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine


Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sun


Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?


Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?


Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?


Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
They always send the poor
They always send the poor



haha

 

[UncleBacon]

too much time james...way too much time

 

[Haus]

yeah when i go to the wedding im wearing shorts, flip flops, and a muscle shirt. thats ok with you 2 right.

 

[UncleBacon]

dude thats what I'm getting married in