Baby Think It Over

[Dodge_Sniper]

Ever heard of these? Yeah, I got one yesterday. It's a baby doll with a chip/computer thing that makes it cry randomly, even at night, and to shut it up, you stick a key in it's back, turn it, and hold it till it "coos". It'll stop crying the second you turn the key. The crying part and waking up at 3:05 AM doesn't bother me. I alwas wake up early. But having to hold that key turned and in from anywhere between 1 and 30 minutes bothers my fingers.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

That's our way of showing you birth control...

But wait for real kids... you'll have to hold that key in their back anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours. :banana

 

[Homer]

why would you want one. :dunno

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

I take the baby home or do a six page essay on child abuse. Take your pic man. And James, why would you stick a real key in a baby you sick man

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Baby Think It Over

I take the baby home or do a six page essay on child abuse. Take your pic man. And James, why would you stick a real key in a baby you sick man

Well I had to do what you're doing too, I don't have any kids myself... but thought that sticking the key in the back was the way to shut them up?

:dunno

 

[hhayes]

wow hope your having fun with that

 

[2001_Saleen]

My mom is a health and physical education teacher and when I lived at home she was always issuing those to her classes, I never had to use one, but for the short time they were at our house they sucked. Not to mention all the calls we recieved from kids after the damn thing broke and would never shut up.

 

[SloMoFo]

those have been around for a long time ..we had a class that had them in hs ..its a way for people to see what having a baby would be like, if they still want one after having the machine one

they can also see if you are neglecting the baby that way

although a baby in real life is more work than the doll, if you cant even handle the doll, you probably can't handle a real child lol

 

[lemon]

but also, the real child is the real deal... the doll is some plastic and stuff...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Baby Think It Over

but also, the real child is the real deal... the doll is some plastic and stuff...

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: Baby Think It Over

but also, the real child is the real deal... the doll is some plastic and stuff...

:lol poor lemon

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

just toss the kid in a blender and enjoy a snack.

wtf :tard

 

[Homer]

:lol

 

[Ms_Kitty]

Damn I really am old........we didn't have the baby w/key back in MY day, we got to carry around an egg for a week........if it didn't break, you passed and if it broke, well you get the picture.........damn youngins

 

[UncleBacon]

they had the people that took the class carry a bag of flower around but it was decrated with a face and some clothes

 

[Ms_Kitty]

my egg had a face and clothes :lol

 

[UncleBacon]

yip....I never took the class I just watched the flower fly

 

[Rusteh]

we had sack of flour we had to take care of and keep a journal...i don't think anybody did their journals like a day before they were due.

 

[same ole shit]

Ever heard of these? Yeah, I got one yesterday. It's a baby doll with a chip/computer thing that makes it cry randomly, even at night, and to shut it up, you stick a key in it's back, turn it, and hold it till it "coos". It'll stop crying the second you turn the key. The crying part and waking up at 3:05 AM doesn't bother me. I alwas wake up early. But having to hold that key turned and in from anywhere between 1 and 30 minutes bothers my fingers.

are you practicing your child molesting skilz?

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Wow....that hurt. I'm gonna go die now. That was just a dagger through my heart. And I never intend on children. Don't like 'em, don't want 'em.