Are you pregnant? Take the free pregnancy test

[Mrs Behavin]

http://thepregnancytester.com/

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Congratulations, Amy! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

Amy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.

Jesse Jackson

Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

 

[Haus]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

the father for mine is janet reno :rofl

 

[Legoman]

Um, do I have to take this one too? I'm pretty sure I haven't acquired this so-called ability "pregnancy". Or does that not apply for guys? :lol

 

[Tazzy]

I dont think i fit either LOL Im to old :lol :lol

 

[BooFetus]

Mines a boy with blonde hair and grey eyes. Isn't he just so damn cute? But guess who's the daddy? Micheal Jackson.

 

[hhayes]

Melanie Holly Swartzenegger


Heather, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 1 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.


bwahahahahahaha

 

[BooFetus]

Mine's name was johnathon Alexander Jackson

don't be surprised if your kid grows up to be a Smooth Criminal

 

[Veronica]

my father of the baby was dick chaney

 

[UncleBacon]

melanie laura herman


pee wee herman

 

[hhayes]

:funnah

 

[Legoman]

Should I even dare to take this one?

 

[hhayes]

you know you want to find out who your baby's daddy is!!

 

[UncleBacon]

how the hell did get pee wee herman :wtf

 

[hhayes]

don't know but once again :funnah :funnah

 

[lemon]

i dont know bacon, i got that text too...

:wtf