Are You Insured for Sex?

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There are companies out there that deal with your specific proclivity:

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused . com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

SEX with your dead best friend - Scottish Widows
 
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