Applying for the Position of Jessica Alba's Boyfriend

[Mrs Behavin]

Bachelors (and anyone else for that matter) take note: Jessica Alba, that bastion of sexual purity and overall desirable hotness, is single. Scrape that jaw off the floor, cowboy. The news is true. Does this mean that you have a chance at getting into her jeans? Perhaps, if you can give yourself over to your innate ATTACK MODE.
Well, the odds are better for you than they were this time last week, but 40 trillion to 1 still isn't terribly promising. Alba, like most Hollywood starlets, has a veritable army of bodyguards surrounding her 24/7.

Attack Mode: Applying for the Position of Jessica Alba's Boyfriend

 

[Charmer]

After I heard that she and her boyfriend broke up, I asked my wife if I could give Jessica a shot.

After my wife chuckled, she said "Go for it!"

So, now what? She I call her on her "Go for it!" line? :muscles:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Wow I sure thought this thread would have had more comments than just the 1! shocking

 

[CRZY72004]

can't take this one either WEBSENSE I really need to get my home PC working again

 

[Mirage]

can't take this one either WEBSENSE I really need to get my home PC working again

Adult content? That's what I got

 

[Charmer]

Wow I sure thought this thread would have had more comments than just the 1! shocking

Just means my chances are greater than ever now!! :tongue:

No one else cares about Jessica Alba, but me....she's still today's news as far as I'm concerned!

 

[GuesSAngel]

i'd hit it.

 

[Tim]

i'd hit it.

Back of the line woman! That's right, just behind me.

I'd dump you in a heartbeat for a chance with her.

 

[GuesSAngel]

you better hope she'll pay for your court expenses...or you'd end up living on the streets.

 

[CRZY72004]

you better hope she'll pay for your court expenses...or you'd end up living on the streets.

never mess with a women when her hormones are flaring

 

[dt3]

Sorry, the position's been filled. I got hired!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Sorry, the position's been filled. I got hired!

Sweet! I get Amber!

Jessica Alba = hawt... but if you're with her, that leaves Amber. After all, you did lose her to me in a ninja fight. :ninja

 

[dt3]

Sweet! I get Amber!

Jessica Alba = hawt... but if you're with her, that leaves Amber. After all, you did lose her to me in a ninja fight. :ninja

Take your spoils of war. I'll be alright with Jessica.