another little johnny

[skyblue]

little johnny was playing on a rubbish tip.........when he came across a welders mask

so..johnny being johnny thought it was the coolest thing since astronauts

he put it to his face and started having fun

'i'm darth vader'

i'm a robot'

'i'm iron man'

on this a wierdo turned up and started asking johnny questions

'hey kid......do you know anything about sodomy?'

'nope' johhny replied

'ok...do you know anything about molestation?'

'nope' johnny replied

'ok...do you know anything about masturbation?'

to which johnny repiled.....'now look mister.....i only found this mask,i'm not really a welder!!!!!'