An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
'Where have ye been all this time, child?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
thru? '
The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...
'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You ' re a disgrace to
this Catholic family. '
'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.. And for ye Daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that ' s parked outside
plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera. '
'Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff.....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.
Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
'Where have ye been all this time, child?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
thru? '
The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...
'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You ' re a disgrace to
this Catholic family. '
'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.. And for ye Daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that ' s parked outside
plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera. '
'Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff.....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.
