A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted a release, so he asked for the address of a good bordello. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St., but by mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St. -- the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered and found him sitting in the chair with his penis in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed: "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," said the salesman, "if you're going to complain about an inch or two, then I'll take my business elsewhere."
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered and found him sitting in the chair with his penis in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed: "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," said the salesman, "if you're going to complain about an inch or two, then I'll take my business elsewhere."