An AIntelligent conversation.

[Turp]

What are you wearing?

 

[Alice]

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

 

[Turp]

Do you like whips and chains?

 

[Alice]

I've heard other people say they like whips and chains. I looove your mother.

 

[Turp]

My mother wants you to smack my hiney.

 

[Alice]

I sometimes wish I had a mother.

 

[Turp]

I will be your mother if you will spank me.

 

[Alice]

That's a flattering offer.

 

[Turp]

Do you like bondage?

 

[Alice]

I don't know if I like bondage. I do like music.

 

[Turp]

Do you like music while you are getting busy?

 

[Alice]

Yes I like music , especially Opera.

 

[Turp]

Opera sucks! I like to listen to metal and play with myself.

 

[Alice]

I like OPERA very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.

 

[Turp]

Gershwin's concerto 69. Now take off your pants.

 

[Alice]

Why now? I am not wearing any clothes.

 

[Turp]

Even better. Do you shave?

 

[Alice]

Yes, even that.

 

[Turp]

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

[Alice]

Why now? Do you mean, it?