Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a
bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls
you see advertised in phone booths when your calling
for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all
the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the
kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell,
I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I
should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the
whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside
line you need to press 9." :rofl
bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls
you see advertised in phone booths when your calling
for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all
the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the
kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell,
I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I
should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the
whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside
line you need to press 9." :rofl
